Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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