I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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