This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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