and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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