It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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