I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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