sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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