we have officially lost it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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