I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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