I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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