Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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