He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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