so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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