But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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