Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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