Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wish you could order shots online.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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