if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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