garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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