I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
be right there i have to get my cape
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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