Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How external is "for external use only"?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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