we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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