Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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