Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you win again, gameday.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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