I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
