Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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