how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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