I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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