I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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