Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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