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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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