Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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