did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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