States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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