some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Randomize
