I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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