I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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