I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
