My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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