**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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