Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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