i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
