How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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