there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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