How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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