I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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