who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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