i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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