This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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