What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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