? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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