Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
This is my gift to your gina
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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