after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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