Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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