Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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