normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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