this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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