Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Shame - the story of my life.
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